salty guava

When you give someone a cream pie and let it dry inside

Bro 1: Yo I gave Amanda a salty guava last night
Bro 2: Bro

by Sex Cum January 8, 2023

Salty KitKat

When you are so erect you are harder than a stale KitKat

Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard

by Degeneracy's peak May 22, 2021

Salty Switcharoo

When you are about to have sex with a really hot girl, so you pull down her pants and see a giant, erect dick.

Dude we got back from the bar and were about to get it on but then it turned into a salty switcharoo

by Keitren December 18, 2015

Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband and their child live their best life. She feels the need to hire an attorney to try to ruin her ex's life, but fails miserably making her even saltier. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer

Hey man what's her problem?
Her husband left her and took their kid, now she's just a salty bitch.

by Rizo9o February 26, 2024

Salty

Owens

when someone is especially rude of blunt they are salty

by smedlyfe December 20, 2016

Salty Fries

your fingers after performing a manual sexual stimulation, especially if you lick them

She sucked them so well after I finger-banged her so hard...she likes them salty fries!

by gray696969 December 8, 2018

Salty

When someone is looking dreadful because they haven't updated their wardrobe in years.

His friends called him salty so he hopped on over to Ross to buy a new wardrobe .

by timeforguitar June 9, 2016