Salty Toboggan 

When you cum in your girl's face, near the stairs, so she falls over and you ride her down the stairs like a toboggan

Bro, I totally pulled a salty toboggan on my girl last night. GG.

Salty Toboggan by Lord of Lag October 17, 2014

salty dick waffle 

A waffle shaped like a dick that you give to loved ones for breakfast but to be a salty dick waffle you put cum on it.

I fixed my girl a salty dick waffle yesterday

salty dick waffle by jgunn7906 definitions August 17, 2016

Salty Pudding 

Anything that has been subjected to a jizzy downpour.

Whitneys once beautiful lady rose, is now nothing more than a salty pudding.

Salty Pudding by Awesome McCool 79 September 7, 2016

salty corn 

A penis after it's been in more than 5 vaginitises

Bob:Damn my dick was so salty after fucking that whole sorority

Pete:I wish I had salty corn but I can't get over 3

salty corn by Saltycornlover109 April 28, 2017

Salty pineapple 

When you piss off a native Hawaiian and they assault you and rape you then leave you in a pineapple filed. Now you are referred to as the a salted (assaulted) pineapple.

Joe pissed off the locals and they gave him a salty pineapple
Joe is now referred to as a salted pineapple

Salty pineapple by Theunsaltypineapple August 20, 2017

salty bugger

It is when a male picks his nose and puts the bugger on the tip of his penis and proceeds to have oral sex

yo ima salty bugger yo ass later

salty bugger by Collin Monette November 17, 2017

Salty eye 

When you blow your load in the eyes of your partner

Oh, I was with ...insert name.... The other day it got freaky and I gave them salty eye

Salty eye by Burtthebasher October 10, 2018