Des Moines Surprise

When reciving a blumpie, after delivering the topeka destroyer, blumpee puts a finger in the ass of blumper(thus completing the hat trick where blumper has a mouthfull of cock, a nosefull of shit, a back covered in vomit and a assfull of thumb).

I believe that I am ready for the German Porn Olympics because I have pulled off a Des Moines Surprise,

by decay 66 April 9, 2003

high five surprise

When you fist someone and once inside you open your hand, as if you were to high five someone.

So i was fistin this bitch and i gave her the ole High Five Surprise

by youknowhatimnotgonnagivemyname April 18, 2010

Surprise Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, well knowing that your parent is coming to bed. When your partner enters the bed, he/she pulls up the covers and is surpised by the face full of busted ass.

(boy friends farts under covers)
(girls lifts covers and enters bed)

Girl: OH MY GOD, WHAT DIED IN HERE!

Boy: Surprise Dutch oven baby!

by Vixen_T January 24, 2010

tinder egg surprise

A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.

Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!

by taerc August 12, 2015

Pin Cushion Surprise

You pick up a chick in a bar and you are so horny that you decide to bang her in the field behind the bad. That is where the surprise comes in to play. While pounding her, you don't notice that your swinging ball sack is hitting the ground, which happens to be covered in pine needles. Ouch....doesn't even cover it.

"I was boning this bitch behind O'Tooles and ended up with a Pin Cushion Surprise. I'm still picking pine needles off my ball sack."

by Dante S. February 20, 2007

Teddy Ruxpin Surprise

As a man is having sex with a girl in her room and is about to cum, he pulls out, grabs the nearest stuffed animal (a bear preferably) and cums in the bears face.

Kevin didn't have a condom so he pulled a Teddy Ruxpin Surprise.

by Lionfish March 3, 2008

chocolate surprise shower

if you wanna take some unsuspecting poeple by surprise.
you should take a lot of laxative
stand on a tall building ,balcony whatever you like
drop your pants bend forward
and explode ! resulting in poeple covered in scattershit

watch out dont slip and fall ass down on the sidewalk

now . go out and spray

make someone's day
get on a tower and give em a chocolate surprise shower

by flappin cock November 18, 2009