Patrick Stewart's

Your balls, both of them.

Brad: Fuck man she kneed me right in my Patrick Stewart's
Dusty: ahh who we kidding yours are tiny don't worry about it (pulls down pants to show james and the gaint peach)

by 103.6 the mogga November 12, 2025

Patrick

Super sexy man that looks like yo mama his mind is full with **** and he’s really inappropriate

Lady 1- “dang who is that sexy man woman”
Lady 2-“oh… that’s Patrick”

by Mr Emil’s pp November 13, 2025

Patrick

Somebody who is extremely good at giving an anal prize and has huge dingleberries.

Want to go eat Patrick out.

by Olatunde Khalifa December 1, 2025

Patrick haney

The love of my life

I love you so much, "Patrick Haney"

by puppies&rainbows December 9, 2025

Little Patrick

The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.

Jamie gave me the little patrick when I was walking up the hill. I was horribly startled.

by StewpacShakur March 8, 2011

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014

Neil Patrick Harris'ed

When a gay couple has twins and they are genetically the father of one child each

Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.

by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014