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Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual

Explicitly intended to get people to kill themselves and/or lash out and get their rights taken away.
Hym "I was slandered. The people around me found a target for their 'Pre-Crime Molestation Ritual' and now they are trying to prevent me from escaping the fate they have assigned me. Look at them. They are pulling out all the stops. They are using Orwell and Brad Bradbury and Kafka to condemn people into an individual dystopia."

A retard "I thought you said it was weaponized schizophrenia!"

Hym "It IS! You see... In the English language... You can have multiple different words that mean the same thing. So, retard, gomer, cripple, mongoloid... These all mean the same thing. So, I would kill your kids before I let what they are doing stop me. No matter how much they scream and bitch about it, they will stop giving a shit the second I am credited and paid for creating that AI. Therefore, don't let them throw your kids lives away. Do you really want to live in a world were you have to give up your kids just because some YouTube freak doesn't want the creator of AI to get credit or paid for creating AI? Because that's all that's happening here."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
mugGet the Pre-Crime Molestation Ritualmug.

Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.
Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.
by mGBm December 29, 2023
mugGet the Pre-Poon-Goonmug.

pre goo

"How was the movie, broski?"
"Pre goo."
by ArcadiaXLO October 18, 2021
mugGet the pre goomug.

Pre cum baby

Someone who can be described as braindead/incompetent/low IQ
Ryan: Wow Candice is really dumb
Trevor: She's a pre cum baby
by nasty little sewer rat May 11, 2023
mugGet the Pre cum babymug.

pre-release safety-check

Refers to either:
(1) Where you ask a gal if there would be any chance of her getting pregnant before you "let go" inside of her, or
(2) Where --- prior to your letting go of a door and allowing it to close again after you've been holding it open for one or more persons passing through --- you briefly duck your head around said door to make sure there aren't any other people heading for the doorway, thus avoiding your accidentally letting the door slam in the faces of these previously-unobserved folks.
Clueless dude, speaking plaintively to a social-advice counsellor: I always make a point of performing a pre-release safety-check before I let go of a door after holding it open for others; it just seems like a lot of times, the folks who are inside the house or store yell at me to "not let the heat out" or "not let the bugs in". Well, what da HECK am I SPOSTA do --- just blindly let da door slam shut again and risk bruising someone's face?!
Counsellor (gently and seriously): Oh, nooooo --- of course not. I would suggest standing inside the doorway so that you can see both inside and outside at the same time simply by turning your head; that way, you can check for stragglers during the final few seconds while the last person is entering/exiting the room, and thus it will not take any extra time to be safe.
by QuacksO August 29, 2018
mugGet the pre-release safety-checkmug.

Pre-smoke

(Action Verb) To smoke prior to having a full on smoking sesh.
damn bro i gotta pre-smoke before i shower, then ill hop on call and smoke up for real
by Cricketamine March 22, 2023
mugGet the Pre-smokemug.

Pre-Sequel

The incorrect term used for 'Prequel', often used by people named Jordana. Again, whilst this term may be classified as rare, it is still wrong as determined by the government of North Rothbury
In my 22 years of living, I have never heard the words 'Pre-Sequel' together and now that I have, I am repulsed.
by pink_sandisk October 5, 2023
mugGet the Pre-Sequelmug.

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