The Val Pinch

Where you insert one finger into the Anus and the thumb into the vagina of a woman and proceed to 'pinch' the thin membrane between the two areas chasing the woman to orgasm.

I want you to use the Val pinch on me tonight.

by The True English April 11, 2024

5 incher pincher

When your penis is 5 inches but still makes her moan and groan

Imma give you my 5 incher pincher

by Inches January 3, 2025

Vasant "Toba" Panchami: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Vasant "Toba" Panchami: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

2 finger pinch

When a man’s penis is so small, he needs to stroke it with two fingers. 🤏

girl: dude did you see that video of the kid in the locker room?
friend: yes bro his dick was so small and he was doing the 2 finger pinch!

by 2fingerpincher July 21, 2025

Angel rugama drimba pinchers

A word you use to refer to a cheater.

Zephrus: yo agressived did you just commit angel rugama drimba pinchers?!
Agressived: ayo chill no

by Faggotniggalol February 8, 2026

Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching

The act of a male going to Texas Roadhouse and receiving free peanuts, then one by one inserting them into the anus. After inserting as many as he can, he then clenches his ass hole tightly, pinching the peanuts inside, and sometimes even cracking them from the force.

"Did you hear? Mark was Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching!"

"What a crazy guy!"

by AD94441 March 14, 2026