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horse face

A male who has recently lost his best friend and has anger/temper issues.
In most cases, this male is named 'Jean'.
"Yo, did you see that horse face today? He couldn't put on his ODM gear on properly"
"Haahah, classic Jean"
by yasto May 28, 2018
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Horse Magic

Has origins in northwest ohio but is believed to be from the India "Magic Horse".

Often times takes place or can be seen and felt whenever the ratio of Rookie to Veteran is stable at 1 to 1.

In times of great intensity, one can feel the horse magic.

Any fast magic. As horses are fast.
"What's up with all the rookies and veterans? The ratio is like 2 to 1. There's zero chance for any horse magic!"

Rookie: How the heck did you wind up on the ceiling?
Veteran: Horse Magic.
by Alan Paul April 20, 2009
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Dirt Horse

An insult used when someone does something so ridiculous and/or unnecissarily painful that normal insults are inadequate.

Hey, nobody wants to ride a dirty horse.
"Dude, yesterday Tom bit me in the wenis"
"Did he break skin?"
"Yea, he's such a dirt horse"
by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010
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Horses ass

Somebody who doesn’t publish my fucking definition of screwie Lewie u mother fuckers
These horses asses didn’t publish my damn definition
by norweagenhope August 15, 2018
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horse girl

A term for the young girl with receding teeth that's out on the playground that usually has a ponytail or two and hops around neighing and biting the other kids around her. She also likes the pick on the chewed gum under desks.
Zacc: Ow! My arm still hurts so much from yesterday.
Tyler: BRO WHAT IS THAT HUGE MARK ON YOUR ARM? WHAT HAPPENED
Zacc: That horse girl Wendy bit me yesterday.
Tyler: Haha Wendy is the craziest horse girl in town.
by pyuked October 21, 2020
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horse head

when teeth scrape a males dick.
“man she gave horse head...it hurt to bad!!”
by Reginahoe February 1, 2018
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Twat Horse

A stallion or man of prestige, one who knows his ways in the world, but is just learning how to share with the world. Expect much more to come.
Godddaaamn, that fucking twat horse is awesome.

I bet being that goddamn twat horse is awesome.

A new society of elite, of awesome, of honor.
by TwatHorse May 8, 2011
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