text traffic

when you are texting many people at once and your inbox gets so backlogged that you can't find the people that you want to text. when in this situation, especially when texting five or more people, you end up texting the wrong person and drama ensues, thus causing more traffic.

"oh my god this text traffic is so confusing i'm just not going to answer any of these people"

by laaaaaaaaalalalalalomnomnom December 13, 2009

Sleep Texting

Sleep texting is where your brain will enter a sleep like state (usually late at night) while texting. Making you the things that are on your mind making your friends very confused..

Me: so what are you doing

Friend: nothing much, you?

Me: rawring in the street

Friend: what?

Me: shawk week isd a best

Friend: are you sleep texting?

by Reaper.... December 25, 2016

postal text

The credits, often shrunk to the size of a postage stamp, that you try to catch at the end of a movie or film when it's shown on TV. Often interrupted by music that doesn't even belong to such a motion picture.

I wanted to see where this film was produced but the commercial came on and the credits became postal text.

by pentozali September 6, 2007

Text Coach

A person who helps you text back a girl who you really like but you dont know what to say.

it sucks when i want to keep texting her but i dont know what to say. i need my text coach

by swollmaster July 19, 2011

Text Slave

When you're bored of relationships and wanna command people over text as to what they should do. *Suggestive Emoji* But be careful okay? Being a text slave is only fun and games - do not let it control you - it should work both ways for it to be cool. Otherwise nope. It's basically like a friends with benefits over text but you don't have to really "know" each other. Kind of like role playing.

Example person Scarlett was her boyfriend's text slave. She sent him nudes over the internet (be careful) and did whatever he told her to do.

by GuyWhoGetsIt August 10, 2015

Texting relationship

When a two people act like lovers over text but never talk in person. (Usually common in middle schoolers)

Person 1: Are you even dating Brittany anymore?
Person 2: Yea but we have more of a texting relationship
Person 1: *facepalm*

by Sushioligy March 14, 2015

Text relationship

When a girl and a boy or girl and girl or boy and boy start liking each other and they start texting. (This usually only happens in middle or elementary school the two will text for hours and hours. Once they see each other in school the most they will ever do is make eye contact. That’s it. After a couple of days of texting they might plan to go out on a date. They will offen bring a friend or two with them or they will call it a “double date”. They might talk to their actual date but most of the time they will just talk to there friend or be on their phone the whole time. Their relationship continues but really all they are doing is texting each other.

Melissa: Oh Carmen did you hear that Jamie and Austin like each other?

Carmen: Have they been out on a date yet?

Melissa: No they haven’t even talked in person yet. All they do is text each other

Carmen: I see. It’s another one of those “text relationships”

by Gailgoestojail April 22, 2019