Mac and Me is a 1988 American film that is widely regarded as the greatest film of all time just ahead of 2022 Marvel/Sony vampire drama Morbius. Aside from the life changing story within this great film lies a humble tale of a young alien who just wants to get back to his family, which includes his dad (who clearly fucks). For the small price of $20ish dollars you can join Mac on his incredible journey to get home with the help of his non-walking wheelchair-ridden human compadre who may or may not die at the end of the film. This film is truly a mastapiece, and will surely bring a tear to your dumbass eyes. Defly betta than Mobius. 10/10 doctors agree.
by MothIntoFlurm May 03, 2022
The term for a bald cunt, he'll force you to come in when your shoes are melting and you can't physically go on. However, he'll force you to go home when there's 0.01% of the car park is covered in ice.
If you know someone who show signs of being a G Mac, you should get them help.
If you know someone who show signs of being a G Mac, you should get them help.
Vince: Son, me and your mother are concerned about you, you're showing signs of a G Mac.
Gerard: I know father, I am a G Mac, I love his bald head.
Gerard: I know father, I am a G Mac, I love his bald head.
by Wagwan Whitmore December 17, 2018
The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.
Mac Swanson is so fucking hot
by Qutie man big man March 04, 2021
Kiera Mac is the sexiest girl in the world. Shes makes everyone laugh and when she laughs, she doesnt stop. Kiera is the best friend anyone could have. SHe is so nice pretty kind beautiful nice sexy spazzy
Kiera Mac licked that...IT RYMESSS
by Stranger0984 May 15, 2012
A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
by teh_universe May 16, 2010
by Sturniolo_fan June 07, 2024
The quick or sudden departure in public from a group or entourage, or to disassociate one's self from being associated with a less than ideal social identity in public, especially to increase their perceived social status .
three business associates walking together at work Person 1: Hey what do you guys think about the price of tea in China? Person 2: "I think it's awesome ". Person 3 (J-Mac): "... ... " Persons 1 and 2 "wow, person 3 pulled a J-Mac move on us "
by substrateindependent August 27, 2019