Watching Bernie Mac

A euphemism for masturbation.

Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!

by teh_universe May 17, 2010

mac-dizzle

it means that something is the shit

yo man that weed was the "mac-dizzle."

by jauquine May 8, 2008

MAC

Majestic Almighty Center

Thought the black MAC was daft.

by RoyalTLoyalT April 6, 2021

mac

how many macs do you even own? -macheal

"mac mac mac" -macheal

by Richardo_v January 9, 2020

MACS

LITERALLY THE BEST PLACE, THE BEST COMMUNITY YOU CAN EVER BE IN.
People use it as a synonym for wholesomeness, perfection. Sometimes MACS is also used as an acronym for Most Aesthetical Creatures.
If you see someone from MACS, beware, and treat him/her with respect, especially if you're from ESM ;)

Tyson: WAAIT, is that guy from MACS? POGGERS
John: Yeah, you can tell just by looking at him. He's just perfect.
Tyson: HOLY FUCK WHAT A CHAD HE IS!!! IM FREAKING INTIMIDATED

by BRUHMOMENTXD November 24, 2020

big mac

this is what genocide jack called makoto during the 2nd class trial in dr1

genocide jack: it wasn't me , big mac
makoto: are you calling me "big mac"???

by monokumas.rightside March 3, 2021

Mac Attack

An attack that you are likely to experience after a night in bed with the Macnamee...
Often brought on by the lack of clean sheets, christmas smell and southern nature of this Macnamme creature

Main symptoms include
1) a rash
2) using words like concur

3) eating veggie rubbish
4) conistantly applying Mac Lipstick.

Can only be cured by recieving a magic drink for the Goddes Bella B.

Mate i had one of those Mac Attacks last night. worst experience of my life...

by Bella B February 1, 2010