long-term investment

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "seeding"
Dude, I can't hit that shit; she's in high school. I'll just put in a long-term investment. She's one hell of an asset.
by Pa Ni C December 22, 2010
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long legged steve

why do you like Minecraft creepypastas?
Anyways his history is:
A minecraft modder saw a weird string of code in the files and put it into a mod before realizing the mistake. Then he burned the dang mod and yeah
Then the dang russians found him in Minecraft and he is the scariest darn thing in minecraft so if you see him burn your pc
Guy: I see a weird player over ther-
Guy's friend: RUN IT'S LONG LEGGED STEVE
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by what king September 05, 2021
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Long Boy Ides

For the days your felling a little long.
by Lord Jerry November 23, 2020
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long dick of the law

Gun. Used by Officer Slate in the Movie Superbad.
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.
by fueled_by_ramen October 16, 2007
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Mr SH Long

A man who has a long and hard penis of impressive measurements. Not to be confused with his friend, Mr CH Ode
Hello, is this a Mr SH Long I am speaking to?

Please, just call me schlong
by Dictionroy January 26, 2010
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A Face A Yard Long

This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"
by thebigwan March 05, 2015
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Daddy long legs

The loving nickname giving to previous member of Panic! At The Disco and current frontman of I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME Dallon Weekes. He is known for his hieght and elegantly long legs.
Jenna: Oh my god, Jake Paul is so daddy! whos your daddy?
Emo fuck: The one and only daddy is Daddy Long Legs
by Don’t eat soap May 14, 2018
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