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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.
Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!
by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023
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PEE PEE LOAD

A large load of urine, like one found in a baby's diaper.
Joe had to change Madison's diaper and she had a very large PEE PEE LOAD
by Mikey031693 April 5, 2016
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hood load

A term used to describe a magazine of random bullets usually not made by the same manufacturer. Often gathered over time or from different individuals.
homeboy had the clip in the Blicky loaded with a full hood load.
by Betsyboop February 3, 2025
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Torpedo Loaded

While taking your girlfriend from behind in her slot - take it out unexpectedly and push it full force into her poop hole, do not use lube. When your rocket is fully in scream Torpedo loaded. Watch that as your girlfriend is launched like a torpedo full of rage.
As I am taking my girlfriend nice from behind in her slit I suddenly pull it out and push it full force into her poop hole. When it is fully in I call Torpedo loaded. e screams out in pain and she launches like a Torpeo in anger and explodes when she reaches me.
by EBG2025 January 25, 2025
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Loaded

Oh man guys guess what, James loaded himself
by Mr Melbourne September 21, 2020
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Load for the road

When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.

Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.
Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.

Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)

Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.
by Pika McJones March 9, 2019
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Samsung loading noise

The noise you hear in your head when your brain disconnects from this dimension
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by The man in the walls August 5, 2023
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