Long Boy Ides

For the days your felling a little long.

I got the long boy ides

by Lord Jerry November 23, 2020

long legged steve

why do you like Minecraft creepypastas?
Anyways his history is:
A minecraft modder saw a weird string of code in the files and put it into a mod before realizing the mistake. Then he burned the dang mod and yeah
Then the dang russians found him in Minecraft and he is the scariest darn thing in minecraft so if you see him burn your pc

Guy: I see a weird player over ther-
Guy's friend: RUN IT'S LONG LEGGED STEVE
Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by what king September 5, 2021

long dick of the law

Gun. Used by Officer Slate in the Movie Superbad.

Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.

by fueled_by_ramen November 1, 2007

Mr SH Long

A man who has a long and hard penis of impressive measurements. Not to be confused with his friend, Mr CH Ode

Hello, is this a Mr SH Long I am speaking to?

Please, just call me schlong

by Dictionroy January 26, 2010

A Face A Yard Long

This is a word used to describe a very unhappy or annoyed person. This is similar to someone having " A Long Face"

she had A FACE A YARD LONG.

by thebigwan March 5, 2015

long daddy schlong

Bryce's penis

You have a long daddy schlong

by Milf Licker April 15, 2017

Overchicked long-term

1.a relationship term said of either a heterosexual man, one such one having an emotionally committed relationship with one who would be considered, according to societal standards, as being attractive, as opposed to unattractive, that being the said recipient of {overchicking}.
2. a similar disproportion between two homosexual women or men in a relationship longer than 1 week.
3. a platonic relationship between any species that exhibits similar discrepancies, within the same time restraints.
4. Also referring to the condition of having more children than one wants or can properly care for emotionally, fiscally, or otherwise.
Etymology:descends from overchicked
Ant: {"Overchicked short-term," which implies an ephemeral relationship, usually sexual in nature between two disproportionately attractive people}. Related terms: Underchicked short-term; Nonchicked; Rechicked; Dual chickings; Double Dipping Chicken; Roostered Beyond Cognitive Effort (RBCE).

When the afterglow of the previous night's passion began to ebb away, NeoPanTyger realized that such a drunken decision to marry someone just met in a bar put him in the sudden position of being overchicked long-term; He only hoped she would not realize this when she sobered up; she was a keeper; he was not.

by Jean Bonionne December 19, 2008