A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.
Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"
by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016
Get the Dragon Landmug. A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.
Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello
by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 11, 2023
Get the Vietnam Landing Stripmug. The Bainbridge Moon Landing or "BML", is where a man or women accidentally touch arseholes. Similar to the standard "moon landing", where only baked bums need to touch, the BML however requires a singular accidental connection of the anus with another person's anus.
Becky and Jim we're trampolining naked, and fell on one another, accidentally connecting only their anuses, thus a Bainbridge Moon Landing or "BML"
by Dobby1991 November 15, 2022
Get the Bainbridge Moon landingmug. by Andrea palacios September 15, 2022
Get the land stealersmug. 1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.
2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"
Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"
Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
by TheUrbanNinja January 1, 2011
Get the Giant Land Tortoisemug. “Land Grabber” is a derogatory term used against Caucasian people, since Europeans have a history of colonialism hence “grabbing land”.
Basketball Person 1: Damn I hate those cracker ass motherfuckers!
Basketball Person 2: Bitch ass land grabbers!
Basketball Person 2: Bitch ass land grabbers!
by TheCanadianSarge May 23, 2023
Get the land grabbermug. by readyforthemoon55 August 26, 2020
Get the darawiish landmug.