Velcro Kitty 

The act of strapping a piece of velcro to one's pubic hair then proceeding to add your favorite coat. As you fuck the sjit out of her #realshit the fluids splurge onto your coat. Wear the coat to a funeral #praisegod

Henry: What is that stain on your coat? You need to wash it.

Axel: Nah I did a Velcro Kitty yesterday on some real shit

Velcro Kitty by AxxSquiggleGod April 2, 2024

Hello Kitty 

Hello Kitty is fucking gay and made only for fucking pedophiles and weebs, she have a extremely bad design, fucking stupid cat, weeby unkawaii, fucking weird black eyes, weird nose and she not having mouth (WTF DOES IT EXIST?!?!?), she fucking sucks because she just a weeby ripoff of Tom from Tom and Jerry and hello kitty is made for weebs.

Me: Hello Kitty is fucking weird, and she need to have a huge penis to kill these fucking cringe weebs, she looks like a fucked shitty ass cat and she's not kawaii (weebs for "cute").

Fucking Gays: oMg gUyS, hElLo kItTy hAs fInAlLy hAvE a hUgE pEnIS dIcK pOrN aNuS aNaL oRaL hEnTaI vAgInA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Kitty by djdjsjsja April 5, 2024

Spicy Kitty 

A slang term for a cat with a mean, grumpy, no-nonsense personality/disposition.

A spicy kitty isn't necessarily antisocial, per se, but often they are. They're also often female, but male cats can be spicy too.

My spicy kitty will attack you for simply being within five feet of her.

Spicy Kitty by Ubeenbamboozledson April 18, 2024

Com Kitty

A term for (typically) teenage girls on discord who have a fixation on com kids and being extorted. They typically have the com accent and are intimidated by and rude to every woman that so much as breathes in the same voice calls. They usually try and fail at the egirl aesthetic, and commonly have blood/gore related banners. They love being extorted, promoting self harm and eating disorders, and being overall wastes of oxygen.

comkid: carve my name into your thigh for my banner, kitten
com kitty: yes daddy~

Com Kitty by msrattatata June 27, 2024

Hello Kitty 

A kitty with no mouth that got used in scary videos a while ago for no absolute reason.
*Or*
A kitty that has hello at the beginning of its name.
(or just cute lil hello kitty lol)

1st person: Omg! Hello kitty isn't actually a kitty it's a little girl!
2nd person: you’ve been watching too many YouTube shorts...

Hello Kitty by UrbanDictionaryHaha July 13, 2024

Minty kitty

Someone who has no standards in relationships, no hygiene and can’t sing, you can’t even be in the same room as them for a long time. You say it when you want to make them feel like they are class but they’re actually ass.

Oh look who’s singing alone in the rec room? She’s a minty kitty, that one, let’s come back when she’s gone.

Minty kitty by Icechewer August 12, 2024

Betty Kitty 

Sam grufiks name for his girlfriend Bethany Weston. Sam grufik is the alpha and loves his big Betty kitty

Sam grufik: Hello my little Betty kitty
Betty kitty: h-hello my alpha swigma 👉🥺👈

Betty Kitty by xCarmadilex October 2, 2024