Kentucky Cowlick

Using your cum as gel for your hair to lay down your cowlick

Don’t forget the kentucky cowlick!

by yuppiieeee August 26, 2023

kentucky curtain cleaning

When somone wins a competition against a female and formally and respectfully sprays champaign or Gatorade up her skirt as a sign of good sportsmanship

After the race he gave Sarah a Kentucky curtain cleaning to show her how proud the team was of her

by Dr.fuego August 26, 2023

Kentucky Mix

When a bearded man wearing a bag of lettuce as a hat ejaculates into a glass bottle and into it he adds one teaspoon of gluten free chocolate syrup, a pinch of salt, and 5 milligrams of his own feces. He then murders his own grandmother and adds a pint of her blood into the mix, stirs it, and forces the mix into a woman's anus.

I made a Kentucky Mix last night and I had a blast!

by realrealbananapeel September 9, 2023

Kentucky Krusty

When the sock is used a second time.

`Damn Jake was willing to try a Kentucky Krusty when his parents left.

by Krankh September 10, 2023

Kentucky Fitting Room

A place a guy or girl can go to try on socks and suck cocks

Kyle: "Chads going to outlet mall tomorrow"
Jacob: "probably gonna hit a kentucky fitting room"
Kyle: " oh, im sure, i swear he cuts holes in his socks on purpose.

by back door betty September 21, 2023

Kentucky Hornshot

Punching someone in the nuts while at the University of Kentucky

*while at Pi Kapp party* "Dude, did you see that? Chuck just nailed Tommy in the nuts, classic Kentucky hornshot"

by jfk is alive September 24, 2023

Kentucky Thicket

A country woman’s bush, usually referred to when the woman hasn’t trimmed or shaved in a long while.

Yeah, I took Cheryl out to the old lookout point last night. She let me get up in that Kentucky Thicket.

by HandyyMandyy December 6, 2020