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Justin Pickell

The last name Pickell has always been a strong suit in the Chaldo community. He has chemistry with people sporting names similar to "Craig" or "Zachary". While his IQ will usually exceed the 150-170 mark, he has trouble applying himself in an academically competitive environment. The last name is known to have carried legendary rap sensation known as "Johnny Mack" (Larry John Pickell), and life saving dermatologist Nibras Pickell. Guys named Justin Pickell are also known to have very attractive sisters, and sometimes ignore the concept of incest. It is very important that you are careful of around these men as they have all mastered the "Chaldean Chokehold," a usually fatal attack that has taken down allegators and bears alike.
Yo! Did you see Justin Pickell's Sister? She's lookin fine like always.

Don't mess with Justin Pickell, he might put you in a chaldean chokehold!
by Nithia Kadakol May 29, 2019
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snotty justin

Snotty justin, When getting a blow job by a girl with allergies and to avoid vapor locking she blows snot on your dick.
She couldn't breathe because her mouth was full and her nose was clogged, she ended up blowing snot on my dick to keep from vapor locking. I'll call it a snotty justin
by Catdaddyj January 26, 2016
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Justin Storming

When Hasbro won't give you your life's desire of plastic figures so you blame everybody else of being in on the conspiracy, attempt to ruin their day but instead create comical situations for all involved except yourself.
Have you seen that guy's rant after Hasbro cancelled his order? He's totally Justin Storming!
by Majestyzx October 29, 2020
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Justin Koelemeyer

watch out he’ll call you a little nerd
random person: yo you’re teeth have a coin slot gap
justin koelemeyer: shut up little nerd
by Aja0514 January 13, 2022
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Justin Bieber

1.One who's genitals who have been stolen from by Lady Gaga and who's high voice along with bad dancing creates the worst teen singer in history and makes Canada a bigger disgrace.
2. A little girl who has to pay for having big named singers on with him to hide his bad singing and dancing or fake uses their houses to have house parties but never talks to anyone when they are there since they'd rather hang out at Usher's house.

3. Reason why Canada still sucks balls.

4. If you fell asleep close to Justin Bieber, he might cut your genitals off and try to duct tape them to his Vagina to impersonate a male teen singer

5. A male pedophiles most favorite treat after leaving jail, both a boy and girl
1. Hey did you hear Justin Bieber came out of the closet.

2. Leave her alone she's just on her period or the rapist just left anal bleeding in his butthole
by ShNathan_2010 August 19, 2010
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Justin Bieber

A teenage boy, who looks, acts, and sounds like a young girl. Hasn't hit his puberty stage yet. He most likely prefers men over women. Teenage girls go crazy over him and his small baby penis. And he cannot sing.
Delusional Teenage Girl : "OMG!! Look! Its Justin Bieber! AHHH!"
Normal Teenage Girl who knows what is good for her: "No? that is just my neighbor's daughter, (enter very girly name here). Sorry."
by Dannixxoxx July 12, 2010
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Justin Bieber

A homosexual male, who gets overplayed on the radio due to obsessive girls in the age range of three to twenty. Seduces target audience (young boys, sometimes undeveloped girls) by convincing them he is a die-hard romantic. He cannot be a die-hard romantic, considering he is sixteen and has not yet hit puberty. He has a total pube count of...two.

The latest tween robot to take over radio stations. When hearing the brainwashing lyrics, you may experience one of the following:
#1: Fear for the next generation
#2: Hearing loss
#3: A HORRIBLE disease often referred to as "Bieber fever"

Syptoms of Bieber Fever include: Chronic screaming, loss of all dignity, making out with air-brushed posters, and knowing all the lyrics to annoying, pointless songs. Effects last as long as Justin Bieber's career.

People with Bieber fever tend to be extremely annoying and impulsive. Please take caution when approaching them.

The Canadian government is extremely sorry for letting their experimental mind-control cyborg out of the country.

Be warned, he is a short, white Canadian. He talks like a gang-banger. This is often referred to as "wangster."
Justin Bieber told us "One Time" approximately one thousand times. He is recommended to return immediately to kindergarten to re-learn how to count.

The chorus to "Baby" is actually the edited recording of the first time he masturbated.

He is an Usher mini-me. Usher's side project, if you will.
by BieberSux August 15, 2010
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