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micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.
zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!
by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010
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Karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jo

#Good vibes 😎myswadi uain’tgotgoodgood vibenoirrrrrrandbyebuddybutanyways
Dang I wish I was I was in that group but I’m not cool unuf 😭(karsen,Romei,Jordan,neaveh,evie jo
by Pickle ,daddy March 24, 2021
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Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types

Useless, incompetent, men who are too stupid to know that women "pay the disproportionate cost for sex" which roughly translates to "are better than men". He doesn't give a shit about disaffected men and has nothing but contempt for them. Why? Let's explore."
Hym "You can tell by Jordan Peterson's view of the red pill types that he REALLY doesn't like the fact that MEN control access to relationships. Women already control access to sex but that isn't good enough for him. That's why he's pushing so hard for marriage even though he knows that half of them will fail. He wants them to have control of both. You should have to PAY A PRICE for leaving his daughter. You should have to have a relationship with her to fuck her (even though, history, you just DON'T have to do that). I disagree. I think men should hold a tighter grip on their control of relationships. It's not a "Short term mating strategy". In the words of my highly sexually success friend who lives in his mothers basement AND my highly sexually successful OTHER friend who ALSO lives with his parents and sits and plays video games with me (even going as far to turn down sex to spend his birthday with me) 'I'm looking for 'the one' but, hey, if they want to throw me some ass while I search... Meh 🤷🏿 ♂️' "
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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Jordan

Once you meet a Jordan you’ll never forget the time that was spent with him. He is the hottest,funniest,charming guy in your whole school and he can’t help but have his eyes on you all the time.If you are trying to snag a Jordan you need to hurry because all the girls want him and who would blame them.Although he loves to play games, when he looks at your heart just starts to unthaw. It’s incredible how a Jordan could affect so many lives, I know he affected mine<3
Jordan is SO CUTE!!!
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Michael Jordan

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Jordan

It means the n-word used by white kids on tik tok
“This jordan😒”
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Jordan Taylor

Wow, you Jordan Taylor'd that excel sheet. May as well call you Jimmy Newtron.
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