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Boris Johnson

He's a fucking cunt.
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt, a fucking cunt
Boris Johnson is a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt, yes he's a fucking cunt!
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Raunchy Johnson

A raunchy johnson, otherwise known as "cock coiling", is when you take another man's growth, and give it an indian burn. Place both hands on his dick, and twist hard in opposite directions. After twisting his junk enough, he will then collapse in sheer euphoria. Rumor has it this is named after Dwayne the Rock Johnson and his furious sexual appetite.
Me: My girlfriend came over yesterday.
Juarez: Oh yeah? Did she give you a raunchy johnson?
Me: Yeah, my dick felt like it was gonna split in half.
by Excra sauce March 18, 2019
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kayley johnson

she’s the hottest most stunning woman you’ll meet. she’s very kind and loving to the ones she has a good feeling for. Watch out tho she could drop yo ass quicker than you can blink if you cross her. shes a hopeless romantic but knows how to work your body veryyyyy well. She’s amazing but she can be petty as hell. She attracts does not chase.
by Jonathan ret June 6, 2021
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britain johnson

The name of a boy who is a douche and takes advantage of girls with his handsome looks. He is a player and goes out with every girl he meets. Do not trust him even if he seems nice or you like him.
Omg I hate Britain Johnson, he is such an idiot and dickhead.
by Kc uh January 2, 2017
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Tanner's Johnson

Look at Tanner's Johnson
by anonymous February 7, 2025
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Kayden Johnson

This word means Kayden Johnson is indeed like dat
Hey dude did you see Kayden and dayli yea totally he’s kayden Johnson
by Hotdogbean027 January 24, 2023
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Malia hauoli-Johnson

A white bitch addicted to nicotine and white boys
Malia hauoli-Johnson is a Neanderthal
by Coochi man March 12, 2022
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