When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.
by bub c October 20, 2006
Get the JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRYmug. by Hurry up and buy February 16, 2019
Get the hang my jersey upmug. by mikedubbbs February 18, 2009
Get the north jersey swaggermug. A television show that features 5 middle aged women that are constantly clashing with one another. 4 of the 5 cast mates are related while the 1 was a stripper and ex-convict.
Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.
Teresa Giudice - Really dimwitted Italian woman
Jacqueline Laurita - Only normal woman on the show.
Caroline Manzo - Takes her family values to the extreme.
Dina Manzo - Carolines sister in law, two face.
Danielle Staub - The whole show's front story.
Typical dialog in a "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" episode
Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?
Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.
Teresa: Dina, did you hear about Danielle being a prostitution whore in the 80's?
Dina: Yes, and I have read the book and will deny it in future episodes.
by boxxybaybee June 17, 2010
Get the The Real Housewives of New Jerseymug. The worst state in the US. It is only part of the US because its too centrally located near DC and NY to get rid of it.
by gingerspice999 December 1, 2009
Get the New Jersey (NJ)mug. Guy 1: Did you bring a rubber tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.
Guy 2: Nah, I'm just gonna finish up with a South Jersey Sand Bag.
by Slophole91 August 30, 2010
Get the South Jersey Sand Bagmug. A term used humorously and seriously to describe the oftentimes "Un American" intrusive, overregulatory, and overbearing activities of the state and local governments in the state of New Jersey. Used typically in the context of overtaxation, de facto denial of second amendment rights via foot dragging in issuance of FID (Firearm Identification Card), and oftentimes overbearing environmental regulation.
In other words, a "regime" that blatantly disregards the constitution and acts as a quasi independent entity. Also known as People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, People's Socialist Republik of New Jersey, People's Democratik Republik Of New Jersey or variations thereof. Usuually abbreviated as PRNJ, PSRNJ, and variations thereof.
In other words, a "regime" that blatantly disregards the constitution and acts as a quasi independent entity. Also known as People's Socialist Republic of New Jersey, People's Socialist Republik of New Jersey, People's Democratik Republik Of New Jersey or variations thereof. Usuually abbreviated as PRNJ, PSRNJ, and variations thereof.
Dammit my taxes went up without me having a say in it. These corrupt politicians in the People's Republic Of New Jersey are like dictators.
New Jersey is not America, hence we call it the People's Republic of New Jersey.
Just because gays can have civil unions, doesn't make the People's Republic Of New Jersey a welcome place for most individuals.
Why anyone in their right mind would willingly live in the People's Republic of New Jersey and submit to onerous regulations of their daily lives is utterly and completely beyond comprehension.
New Jersey is not America, hence we call it the People's Republic of New Jersey.
Just because gays can have civil unions, doesn't make the People's Republic Of New Jersey a welcome place for most individuals.
Why anyone in their right mind would willingly live in the People's Republic of New Jersey and submit to onerous regulations of their daily lives is utterly and completely beyond comprehension.
by LONFOG April 9, 2010
Get the People's Republic Of New Jerseymug.