italian missionary

when you be doing missionary sex with sausages in yr butt

that italian missionary got my butt sore as hell

by Real facts 4 lyfe September 6, 2021

Italian

Assjob. You rub your penis between the crack of someone's ass.

She wasn't in the mood for anal last night so I settled for the Italian.

by King George 90210 April 22, 2024

italian spinone

Often seen leaning on people, throwing slobber on ceilings, climbing on stuff like a mountain goat and giving out their love in Italian Spinone doggie bags.

"An Italian Spinone is the best breed of dog in the World. No one could ask for a more loving canine companion" - Heidi Anne Morris

by ItalianSpinoneGifts April 1, 2016

italian peach

When you fill a vagina with Nutella and proceed to eat it out.

Guy 1: Bro, what's up with all the Nutella?
Guy 2: I'm gonna get an Italian peach.
Guy 1: Dude that's gonna be tasty.
Guy 2: Yup

by RSA-Platinum August 29, 2014

italians

they’re not real. they don’t exist. shut up.

person 1: hey did you see this new italian restaurant??

person 2: wdym homie, italians aren’t real.

by DHCIS SODBSOANDIXBX August 6, 2021

italian milkdud

While in the 69 position (woman on top) you are fingering her asshole. At some point during the interlude she unknowingly dropps a small turd about the size of a milkdud candy in your mouth when you remove your finger from her asshole. This could work for any nationality, however, when it happened to me, she was of Italian heritage. Hence the Italian in the "italian milkdud"

To truly execute this in its purist form, your reaction when the milkdud hits your mouth, is to remove it , and toss it across the room, preferably hitting the wall. Immediately following this action, you reinsert your finger into her asshole and get back to eating the snatch as if nothing had ever happened.

JM

Yea man, I was with my girl last night, we started fooling around, and next thing ya know she gave me an Italian milkdud.

by Rod Von Muller September 27, 2017

italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021