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Smell like ass. Can't play sports. Need toilets, showers and deodorant and many more. Dinga Dinga Dinga Dinga Ding. Used to be British territory and still needs to be

Person 1: I am Indian

Person2: So you smell, can't play sports and say dinga dinga dinga ding

by Sbhat January 17, 2024

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Mysterious Disappearance
Historians believe the Slapahoe Indians vanished not through war, but from drama fatigue. After centuries of nonstop beef, rumor has it they collectively decided to ghost humanity and now live in spiritual exile in group chats, where they send screenshots and type "LMAOOO" at 2 a.m.

The Slapahoe Indians roamed the lands now known as Suburbia, USA

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Indian Curry Seasoning

This is a traditional Indian seasoning found in most Indian street foods and 'delicacies'. This seasoning is a category of many components. One being a thickened goop made by suspending ones greasy testicles in a bowl of lukewarm water and corn starch in order to transfer the penile oils. Another frequently used seasoning is one that is produced seasonally by mixing dandruff and fine salt. Additionally, Indians will keep jars of expired semen collected through Indian flicker gooning. Lastly, Indians will almost always cook using used bath water. These seasonings are often used in and on top of meals.

Most smelly Indians use Indian Curry Seasoning in their street food to save costs when selling to tourists.

by Bread Butterer February 4, 2025

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