dirt chow mein

one of those people who dictates evilly while participating in school activities

yo dirt chow mein changed my stuff

by fuzzynipples February 21, 2008

Joe Dirt

When you smoke a joint, blunt, cigarettes, etc...
All the way through, with out ashing it.

“So you gonna ash that before you pass it?”

“Nah, gonna joe dirt this bitch”

by Fgod June 9, 2018

Hippy dirt

Hippy dirt is any kind of beverage that uses weird herbs that normal people don't give a shit about. It is prevalent in places like Berkeley california.

It is also a word to describe the remnants of a sack of weed.

There's even a branded tea that goes by the Hippy dirt name:

hippydirt.com

by Mikebeeps November 6, 2010

dirt wipe

Dirt wipe is a gradeschool level insult that is the censored version of Ass Wipe often used by really young children or adults who can't (and/or) choose not to curse yet as a way of censoring the more vulgar version.

Amy: you know jake has really been a big dirt wipe today...
Jim: c'mon amy i know ya don't swear but don't ya want to use Ass Wipe sometimes?

by Clocksisweird December 14, 2019

Dirt divert

To sell someone out to take the focus off of one's own devious ways

My brother pulled out all the stops when he did his usual dirt divert move on Mom

by It's Barnett again May 6, 2019

Dirt Babies

babies born in a house with no flooring, typically in the Middle East or Africa.

"Just sell slaves, go kidnap some dirt babies like they did 1526"

by AsmodeusTheOne January 10, 2025

dirt barber

A very sophisticated and intelligent man who cleans to the dirt at school.
He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.

Ma, who is the dirt barber, he is handsome. How do I get one?

by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025