Work-Life-Excel

The newsletter used by the employees at the US Congress, both Democrats and Republicans - 12,000 employees. It talks about work, life, and how to manage stress. You can find it by surfing "Work Life Excel."

I just read "Work-Life-Excel". Now I am smarter.

by Dan-da-man June 3, 2011

work your pork

same as beating off or holding youe sausage hositage.

where john schnieder?

oh hes at his house doing the " work your pork "looking at cat porn

by ryan killion January 11, 2009

Love your work

A casual aussie compliment praising somebody for something they've done.

"Geez Cole, that software product you helped develop to make millions of people happier and healthier is bloody awesome mate, love your work."

by aussiebigdawg November 17, 2020

morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

by jager666999 May 14, 2016

absent presumed working

A person not online as often as they had been, particularly in the daytime. Absent from chat sites or messenger programs like Yahoo or Skype or Facebook or Stickam.

Jane is absent presumed working (APW), she was not been on Facebook today (this week)

by conibonjovi October 12, 2009

Get that work boi

When you destroy a noob or multiple in Warzone, must be yelled at the right time to avoid ruining the saying

"Get that work boi"

by STEEZY_COD October 12, 2021

hard working nigger

See Big Foot.

White Man 1: I saw a hard working nigger yesterday.

White Man 2: No way!

by ticl October 13, 2008