Windows Shopping

When you go on a shopping website and add a bunch of items to your shopping cart but don't buy anything.

*on clothing website*
Friend 1: Wow that top looks cute you should buy it.
Friend 2: Nah I'm broke so I'm just windows shopping.

by Fattem January 18, 2023

happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

Window Shopping

When you keep looking at something that you want, but don't have the money for.

I can't stop window shopping for a car!

by Endermaster August 2, 2016

Dryer shopping

Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.

F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?

M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.

by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020

butcher shop accordion

When a girl is giving you a BJ while at the same time holding your ass cheeks with both hands. As she pulls you back and forth she unknowingly plays your ass like an accordion.

This chick was playing the butcher shop accordion and I gave her one epic crescendo.

by videomilitia May 4, 2010

shop cleaner

A person who cleans the rugs of a drug-producing house. Their job is to snort all the cocaine that fell on the ground, so it doesn't fall into the hands of the police.

You see that chick, over there? She looks like a shop cleaner.

by Salvagni December 7, 2017

happy shopping

Shoppers who purchase items to celebrate an occasion or personal victory, or the opposite to cheer themselves up. Indeed, money can buy temporary happiness.

Happy Shopping sure can bury a bad day at the office...

by www.theweeklydeals.com July 9, 2018