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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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trinket shop

Oh no don't buy something from the trinket shop. There's nowhere to put it when we get home, and anyway it'll just gather dust for years before it's finally binned.
by Mivoat November 22, 2011
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Hillbilly shopping

When you go into a store and bite/livk everything and then put it back.
Guy #1 "Im going hillbilly shopping."

Guy#2 "boi wtf"
by TheKingOfTheWalruses July 2, 2018
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Chicken Shop

Slang for describing a shop/building involved in money laundering schemes.

Inspired by the show, Breaking Bad
Aye man, you know our uncle got that deli down the street? It's a chicken shop.
by NobleKonig May 28, 2024
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Hun shop

A Glasgow Rangers football club pub
A pub anywhere in the world, but most probably in Glasgow, Scotland, where everyone is a Rangers FC supporter (probably bigoted supporters of the British union, but not necessarily).
“Let’s go to the Toby Jug, it’s only £1.99 a pint!”
Fuck that, it’s a hun shop.”
by Roddy McTawdry May 25, 2022
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Pintu’s Plaster Shop

(noun; slang; NSFW)

A shady, half-baked operation run by someone who pretends to be a professional but is really just scamming everyone involved. Named after Pintu, an ex-videographer who now spends more time plastering lies than walls.

Sexual slang: when someone makes a huge sticky mess, tries to cover it up poorly, and pretends nothing happened—exactly like Pintu covering up his scams.
Example 1:
“Bro, don’t trust that used car dealer, his warranty is straight out of Pintu’s Plaster Shop.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought it was gonna be romantic, but it turned into a full-on Pintu’s Plaster Shop all over her bedsheets.”
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
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Shop Speed Festival

A large group of people that do shopping cart racing around many different stores every night after midnight. See the definition of shopping cart racing to find out more.
I saw on a flier that there’s an shop speed festival somewhere in town. Wanna join?
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
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