So, how about that local sports team?

A phrase uttered after an awkward silence to break the tension, but it usually ends up making the situation more awkward or ends with people laughing

Person A: I think I killed her when I knocked her down

*Awkward silence*

Person B: So, how about that local sports team?....

*Longer awkward silence*

by Cap'inTramp February 13, 2012

How do you type with boxing gloves on

A rather stupid question frequently asked of Strong Bad.

What a lot of people ask.

by Metallicat October 28, 2003

Cash me outside how bout dah

meet me outside (after this) so I can do what I have to do to you.

Person 1: Cash me outside how bout dah?
Person2: fine then bish i meet u there.

by Ohshizla January 28, 2017

catch me outside how bout dat

when you want to meet someone outside to fight
also popular from doctor phil

hey susan catch me outside how bout dat

by gracetheboss132657902774 February 2, 2017

How I truly feel about you

The definition of how I feel about you is indescribable, it's heart breaking how much I love you and how much I want to be with you.

Although you may not care how much I long for you, I want you to know, although you may not reply to my messages or you are not always nice to me, I want you to know that I love you and I have for months now.

You make me smile, you make me laugh, you may make me want to cry my eyes out for the need to just hold you close to me.

I suppose the main definition of how I feel about you, is LOVE.

Me; I'm not sure how to tell him how I feel
Friend; tell him soon, maybe after the cinema?
Me; how about a gesture, like a description on UD?
Friend; this is so cute! Go for it! ^_^

Me; *does this* *shows him link to: how I truly feel about you*
Guy; <hopefully feels the same way>

by Meg_27_ December 23, 2012

How low can you go

when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.

Your best friend outside the bathroom: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Give the moose his food, Eli September 15, 2019

tell us how you really feel

An ironic riposte to an emotional or invective-laden tirade, meaning, more or less, "You've achieved the maximum of outrage."

So you say the teacher is a festering, mold-encrusted, reeking squid.

Now tell us how you really feel!

by octopod May 30, 2006