Juicing your hog

When you get lost in the sauce, whacking it at rapid speeds

"Yo dude, stop juicing your hog"

(Me covered in jizz)

by Moosefurss September 22, 2023

Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

Hog ponding

Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.

Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.

Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.

by Will99912 January 2, 2025

hamper hog

Section 8 and trail park Big white trash women who sleep with African American men.

That chick is a dirty hamper hog.

by Big Freddy January 8, 2018

Hog universality

A phenomena most likely coined by Twitch streamer, political commentator HasanAbi.
When conspiracy theories like QAnon echo around the world and become universal amongst supporters of certain types of governments.

„Supporters of religious fundamentalist governments will always be like „Yea, there's a deep state”
„That's insane”
„The hog universality is real”

by Manhia July 31, 2024

Bog Hog

A penis that has been inserted into an anus.

Check out my Bog Hog Slampig Blog: Several bitches getting 'utted in the 'ussy

by anonymous May 25, 2025

Joint hogging

The act of holding onto a joint way too long, puffing it multiple times, and refusing to pass it around the circle.

Minimum of 3 hits in a row or keeping it for over 1 minute qualifies an individual to be a jointhogger.

Yo Noddy pass the Joint already, you’re joint hogging again!Fuckin Drugger is a Shaolin smoker.

by NotsoA September 8, 2025