dog gobbling 

deep throating corn dogs in preparation to a pride fest

I can't wait for the parade to start." "Say!!!" "Lets go to the food court and do some dog gobbling to get loosened up."

dog gobbling by havalaf October 7, 2009

Goflin 

A pre-teen trying to look cool by dressing up like a goth, buying all their cloths at Hot Topic, dying their hair black, and pretending they hate their life.

As we drove by the middle school, we saw a flock of goflins getting on the school bus.

Goflin by Ashbrn August 6, 2007

Ass Goblins 

Little creatures that live in your butt who come out at night to steal or hide things on you.

The ass goblins stole my Anthropology paper!

Ass Goblins by sheryl May 11, 2003

Water Goblins 

A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.

Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!

Water Goblins by Daniel McLaren June 27, 2003

cock gobbling thunder cunt 

an extremely slutty girl who loves to suck various cocks at one time and is also very promiscuous, often taking multiple various colored penises in her multiple bodily orifices at the same time.

"That fat bitch over there has to be a cock gobbling thunder cunt because she has four kids, each of a different color!"

cock gobbling thunder cunt by tyler stephen November 5, 2007

Goblinz 

a group of kick ass mother fuckers that don't take shit from anybody; swag all their own; coolest sign ever; the most legit gang ever

1: Did you hear what those Goblinz did last week?

2: Yeah, they were high as fuck and beat the shit outta some cop that caught them tagging!

1: Man, I wish I could be a Goblin.

2: Who doesnt?

Goblinz by goblinzswagnigga May 10, 2011

Goblinomics

The idea that there is a constant and ever occurring process that someone, somewhere is having to deal with some real goblin shit.

Once you realize that goblinomics can’t be stopped, life gets easier

Goblinomics by FriedCarp March 26, 2023