Girlfriend

A person who bites you

“Dude my girlfriend just bites me all the time “
“Well I mean yea they do that it’s kinda what girlfriend me”

by User196396399263 March 23, 2022

Girlfriend

Something you may not have if your here.

Todd;whats a girlfriend?

Mike; something you dont have😔

by Bootyeater1000 December 31, 2022

National Girlfriend day

Do anything your girlfriend says it's national girlfriend day. January 17!

M: Hey babe
F: Yes?
M: you know what today is?
F: Yeah it's Monday
M: no it's national girlfriend day!

by LxzyDxmon January 14, 2022

Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.

Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.

by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024

Girlfriend

Prove me wrong, they never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" thought the girlfriend.

by Me bois March 22, 2021

Girlfriend

Something you will never have

U have no girlfriend

by reuyh r65slk6t5uij March 7, 2022

Backseat Girlfriend

The term "backseat girlfriend" typically refers to a relationship dynamic where one partner is not fully prioritized or is treated as secondary, often being kept at a distance while the other partner engages with someone else or focuses on other aspects of their life. This phrase can imply that the person in the "backseat" role is not actively involved in decision-making or significant events in their partner's life, akin to a passenger rather than a co-pilot.

Cid: "The killer used a different type of playing card to describe each of its victims.'
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"

by TheToesKnows December 3, 2024