Evan

probably human

Evan has a flesh body

by Not.ALieEn November 23, 2021

Evan

A sticky stinky cuck with Cheetos on his face and shit stains on his ass

Wow evan smell like fetus poop

by Jarrenis schmecky December 4, 2019

Mitchell Evans

He is quite forgetful and is unaware of obvious things around him. Thou he is a good guy, he won’t hesitate to throw shade if necessary

“Your acting just like Mitchell Evans.”

by Red Barron 8810 January 14, 2018

robert tyrone evans III

sexy

robert tyrone evans III

by letitbebob June 26, 2009

Evan

Evan is the single handedly the most jaw dropping, eye popping, hunk of a man you will ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on.
Women drool over him and men turn gay, hes simply irresistible.

Girl 1: WHO IS THAT HUNK OVER THERE
Girl 2: Thats evan!!
Guy 1: I think im gay now

by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023

Evan

Complete beta male who reverses into another car on their birthday

“Is that the kid who crashed his first day driving?”
“Yea that’s evan”
“Smh I bet he can’t even bench a plate”

by I’m tits March 18, 2021

evan

the coolest man on earth to exist in the world pls date even he loves you hotty

evan is sooooooooo hotttttttt

by odium deus February 16, 2022