Evan

A hot, strong, sexy man who is capable of anything when it comes to sex. He gets all the chicks he chooses.

Person 1: woah you see that guy over there? He looks like he’s good in bed.

Person 2: well of course that’s EVAN.

Person 1: oh

by Gay AL’s Big Gay Boat Ride January 11, 2018

evan-mode

To raise one's voice.
To assert dominance.

To go berserk.

Everyone in the was being really loud, so Evan went evan-mode to shut everyone up, so he can finish his work.

by misterquick June 25, 2016

Evan

Rat🐀🐀🐀

Evan: Evan snitched on us

by 📸📸📸 November 21, 2021

Evan

Usually hilarious, sometimes rich, but almost always works in sheet metal.

Whats evan up to? SHEET METAL!

by Kdangle November 8, 2019

Pulling an evan

when someone ghosts you for more than a day

he/she haven’t texted me back

yea he’s pulling an evan

by jeff15555 September 11, 2020

evan

a kid who likes to play roblox weight lifting simulator 3

evan played roblox the whole class

by roy 2005mg April 1, 2020

evan

a chad who always bugs everyone around them to read/watch/play their current interest and likes being insulted and says they have a big dick

also a shinji kinnie in denial

wow evans such a shinji kinnie even tho they claim theyre not

by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021