erensbigmeatyjuicyshlong

the funniest, most gorgeous, down bad mutual ever

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by Eevvv April 14, 2022

erehisu

Ship between Eren and Historia. One of the best ships in Attack on Titan. Canon in the Highschool AU universe and in the fan-made alternate ending of Attack on Titan - AOT No Requiem. For some reason this lives rent-free inside the heads of the eremika fandom because of their insecurity.

How erehisu had a child:

Historia: Eren, you shouldn't come to my room at night just because you're so horny
Eren: Not now Historia. I'm gonna smash you so hard we're gonna see my father in Paths.

A couple of hours later:

Historia: Ohhhh Eren, that was the best time of my life. And I'm glad your pull-out game is so strong.
Eren: Hahaha yeah....wait what's a pull-out game?

A couple of months later in Marley:

Zeke: So Eren my plan is to remove everyone's balls so they can't have children
Eren: So that means I can have sex with the woman I love without being worried about something that comes out 9 months later?
Zeke: Basically, yeah.
Eren: Dammit brother! You're always late with these plans of yours!

by BirdofParadis August 10, 2022

Mentally Erect

When someone uses their brain to the full, this can be both bad or good.
This can be interpretted in many ways it basically just means using your brain to your full potential.

Person 1: Hello you crazy axe wielding chimpanzee,
Person 2: God aren't you mentally erect.

Person 1: Im so pissed of your a right fucking idiot why do you always do this to me?
Person 2: Calm the fuck down mentally erect child.

by Cosa nostra is my thing! July 5, 2011

eren pfp moment

An insult used to prove that u are bias and will get ratioed . Mostly used on tiktok

FwBrent: Eren>Fiction

Fwadil: Eren pfp moment ☠️🗿

by 2d>3d - fwbrent September 24, 2021

header do-erer

Is a thing or person that has an addiction of doing your head in. They constantly find a way to piss you off or shit you in every possible way that there is. Most of the time they don't even realise they are doing it. Normally a person with this disability is very competitive and challenge all others stories. They are not commonly bright.

My brothers new girlfriend is major header do-erer, my brain is about to explode.

by elona and dani August 6, 2007

erentard

THE GOAT, YALL BETTER NOT TAKW DOWN MY DEIFINTOLN AGAINR BRUH I SWEAR

erentard : OH DADDY YES
BLACK MIKASA 69(weaboolevelobese): TASTE THE RAINBOW

by Black Mikasa 69 February 20, 2021

dusty's erection

The issue with touching Dusty (dog) and he gets super excited for no reason.

Matt- ::hugs Dusty:: Oh you are such a good boy! I love cuddling with you ::gets close and Dusty gives him kisses::

Linds- Omg Dusty's erection is quite hard and poking out of his foreskin. Pardon me while i clean up my vomit.

by secret hard peepee February 24, 2009