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Crank that Emily

When you're with a girl, about to jizz you cum in her eyes and she walks into a lamp post
So I was with a girl and managed to Crank that Emily
by Balloon123 May 28, 2008
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Take an Emilie

To jump off a roof in order to avoid the Exams.
Person 1: Did you hear about Ole?
Person 2: No, what did he do?
Person 1: Well, he planned to Take an Emilie.
Person 2: That scum!
by captainelekid1337 May 17, 2014
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Emily Ashton

You banged 10 girls last night? Wow what a fucking emily ashton.
by Banoodle August 31, 2016
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Emily Nguyen

an innocent tiny girl who looks young for her age, is intelligent but only in books
"dude he was so large"
"what does that mean"
"you don't get it?"
"no"
"you really are an emily nguyen"
by btsarmygirl-- November 12, 2016
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Emily-Joy

An actually good girl. The one that goes to church and goes to school. She's beautiful and doesn't know it.
She's an Emily-Joy
by Moglistory December 19, 2016
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Emily E

Emily E’s are usually short and love pussy because they can’t reach any normal heighted boys cock. They also are easily offended and can’t take a joke and usually hate their friends boyfriends no matter what
Person:Meet my boyfriend!!!
Person 2:Hello nice to meet you

Emily E:*Rolls eyes* and walks away mad
by Not CarolAnn’s boi July 12, 2019
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emily monk

Cumslut, will do anything to pleasure your dick. She gives the best sloppy head and has an amazing ass that bounces like balloons. Loves to tease guys and play hard to get.
Me: I have a crush on emily monk
Friend: no shit dude she is a fucking whore
by JoJo Stalin III November 22, 2019
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