muck cooked

/muh-k/ /ko͝okt/
adjective

slang term for getting wasted

mega stoned
I got so muck cooked the other night I couldn't find my toes in the carpet.
by Wordsmithingtonburger April 09, 2022
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Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.
Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"
by Nhurr September 23, 2019
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Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.
Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.
by TheRunch October 25, 2018
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Noxx Cook

Noxx Cook is bill Calvert’s right hand man and englands biggest racist. Whenever he sees any black or paki he gets filled with pure rage and hatred. Noxx enjoys beating down people of colour in his blue trench coat.
Noxx Cook kills black babies for fun
by Jermaine Defoe February 10, 2022
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Ashton Cook

He is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, he gets all of the girls with only a glance, and he’s is the most kind, loving, sweet, athletic, and trustworthy guy in the entire universe. He is the most amazing person ever to exist. He will always be the best friend you always wanted.
Did you see that guy over there?
Yeah, that was ashton Cook, isn’t he beautiful?!
by I create a whole new wave August 28, 2017
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leah cooks

From toronto, everybody wants to fuck, "DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE" "IM LEAH FUCKING COOKS". AND shes fucking a white hick
by DaddyMeh January 31, 2019
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