Cook

1. To excel or create success

2. To flame, make fun of

3. A situation which is unacceptable

1a. Let him cook
1b. I'm bout to cook up something nice

2. What are you wearing?! You will be cooked at school!

3a. Five-hundred dollars for school books?! Nah that's cook(ed)
3b. That girl is cook(ed), I'm not dating her.

by ObiJakobe April 28, 2023

Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

Cooked

A way of saying fucked without cussing

Guy1: Dude, I got a 37% on this test and my parents want to see it!

Guy2: Oh man, bro you’re cooked

by Meme Lord1802 April 23, 2024

Cooked cunt

A stingy little cunt usually always loves smoking others buds cause is always sick when it coke time to work

A cooked cunt is usually always named Ethan and like to think he’s a little sick cunt

Fucking hell Ethan your a little cooked cunt

by The thuth speaker June 14, 2022

cooked

(of a person) fucked

The test is tomorrow.
Are you fucking serious? I'm cooked.

by anonymous March 25, 2024

Now we're cooking with butter.

This phrase narrates a progression or improvement in quality. Note that 'now we are cooking with gas' narrates a progression or improvement in efficiency.

"Hey man I just started trying harder at work and it makes the day go by so much faster!!"... "Good for you man. Now we're cooking with butter."

by Mister Pew April 26, 2024

let him cook

Cryptocurrency slang used by absolute CHAD's who work for their bags! Originated from the Solana meme coin $COOK.

Hold up... Let him cook!
Those who $COOK shall prosper.

by $COOK May 12, 2024