colonel sanders

When you have intercourse with hot sauce on your penis. :)

after i gave her the colonel sanders she ran to the bathroom yelling "IT BURNS".

by BOOMERWASHERE February 14, 2009

Colonamini

A mini Colonoscopy or Flexible Colonoscopy. Can all be used for mini colonics also non evasive colonics.

I feel so violated after my doctors visit after my Colonamini.

by remictionary November 4, 2009

colonnection

1. A shitty connection with regards to online games/work/lagging porn

2. Charlie and his Chocolate Factory

1. Werner: "Man, I would have totally made level 70/finished that proposal/seen that babe's boobies if it weren't for the damned colonnection!!"

2. Roné: "I wonder what's the connection between Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.."
Greta: "It's a colonnection. It's when someone goes from being a bum to being the shit thanks to a Willy."

by prinses May 26, 2010

Colonel Coma

That extremely incredible feeling you get in your belly after spending more than 45 minutes in KFC endulging in a family sized bucket by yourself or with your chicken buddy.

Usually the whole shating, boned, boneless, 4 fries each and 2 large gravys.

Sam: "fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk dat damn colnel done got me good again."
Brooke: "ererrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhh god damn pink bitch this is the worst colonel coma EVERRRR."
Sam: "it was so worth it. "

by samuwool November 13, 2011

Colonel Clammy

Someone who's way too fuckin' moist to play xbox.

God damn Colonel Clammy, your hands are too moist to play CoD. foreskin.

by 2moist4u August 16, 2011

Colonundrum

When you need to fart but if you do you might shit your pants.

Dude, I just finished that Mexican food and have a serious colonundrum.

There is no way I am eating in the cafateria. Last week I had a colonundrum the rest of the fucking day.

by HeavyK October 31, 2011

colonomos

description of a person who seems to have the worst of luck

Boy: Yo did you hear about that kid who fell in a ditch?

Girl: Ya, he's so colonomos

by anonymous2431 November 1, 2011