chocolate eclair

right before you finish as a girl gives you a blowjob, she bends over and takes a shit on the top of your dick making it resemble the oh-so-poular french delight. afterwards she sucks it back off along with the "cream filling"

oui oui, my girlfriend did the most amazing thing to my dick last night and ever since then ive been craving chocolate eclairs.

by snazzlefever April 7, 2010

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chocolate dacquoise

A homosexual act, which takes place after dinner as a substitute for a chocolate desert. After finishing your meal as an alternative to having desert, you instead perform oral sex on an African American in the bathroom to get your fill of “chocolate”. In most of these cases the individual hopes to be left with the “dacquoise” at the end.

After finishing his steak, Alex decided it would be a good idea to take the matradee to the bathroom and have a chocolate dacquoise.

by timmay37 July 16, 2009

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chocolate bobsledding

Shit on a sluts chest, grab her head, then slide back and forth on your ass while you slam your dick down her throat and face fuck her.

"i'm about to hook up with that german exchange student, i heard that bitch is always down for chocolate bobsledding."

by pete burns September 30, 2007

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The Chocolate Man

A Chocolate Man is a man from the Chocolate Land.

Nhu & Stella: "The Chocolate Man is going downnnn!!"

"Oh no! Chocolate Man is meltingggggg!!"

What a world, what a world...

by thejewandthecommunist May 12, 2009

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Chocolate Milk

The sexual act of a man cumming into a woman's mouth after she gives head and immediately after the woman squirts chocolate syrup into her mouth, swishes it around, and then swallows.

Willy Wonka's gay lover used to adore drinking Willy's chocolate milk. But then his test results came back...

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

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