chocolate eclair

right before you finish as a girl gives you a blowjob, she bends over and takes a shit on the top of your dick making it resemble the oh-so-poular french delight. afterwards she sucks it back off along with the "cream filling"

oui oui, my girlfriend did the most amazing thing to my dick last night and ever since then ive been craving chocolate eclairs.

by snazzlefever April 7, 2010

Baker's Chocolate

Licking a girls asshole after a sweaty activity (like going to the gym)

"After Megan got home from the gym, she took off her sweaty panties and bent over the bed, and i just had to get me some baker's chocolate dude"

by "The Two Goomba's From Queens" June 4, 2009

chocolate bobsledding

Shit on a sluts chest, grab her head, then slide back and forth on your ass while you slam your dick down her throat and face fuck her.

"i'm about to hook up with that german exchange student, i heard that bitch is always down for chocolate bobsledding."

by pete burns September 30, 2007

The Chocolate Man

A Chocolate Man is a man from the Chocolate Land.

Nhu & Stella: "The Chocolate Man is going downnnn!!"

"Oh no! Chocolate Man is meltingggggg!!"

What a world, what a world...

by thejewandthecommunist May 12, 2009

Chocolate Milk

The sexual act of a man cumming into a woman's mouth after she gives head and immediately after the woman squirts chocolate syrup into her mouth, swishes it around, and then swallows.

Willy Wonka's gay lover used to adore drinking Willy's chocolate milk. But then his test results came back...

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Chocolate Indian

A Chocolate Indian is a guy's big cumgasm-ready boner dipped in chocolate.

Matt shouted down the hall, " Hey Skip -- come wrap your lips around my Chocolate Indian!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Chocolate Thunder

A sexual act in which one partner fists another parter's rectum, pulls out his clenched hand, and punches the fisted's parters face.

I got "Chocolate Thundered" by Tod.

by Jaquan Cheng September 12, 2006