[chicken patty]

The act of lifting ones boob with your hand.

I totally jus gave him a chicken patty him

by HonkeyMcHonkHonk October 21, 2008

chickenaise

A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."

This BLT is dry and lacking a hint of bird. I wish someone would develop Chickenaise!!!

by jostriwa March 19, 2010

chicken bref

A medical condition, in which a hispanic third party states that someone suffering from any number of medical ailments. Typically associated with asthma, pneumonia, allergies, or any lung disease.

Doctor: Good morning Mrs. Jiminez, what seems to be the problem with your baby today?

Mrs. Jiminez: Chicken bref!!!

Doctor: I'm sorry?? what was that???

Mrs. Jiminez: I jest told jew, Chicken bref. Che started coughing last night, an her nose was running, an now CHICKEN BREF!

by breathing chickens April 28, 2010

Chicken on the menu

Lesbian. Euphemism to denote a lesbian while in tasteful company so as not to cause offence.
Derived in conjunction with (and opposition to) pork sword
i.e. She may choose pork once in a while, but would always prefer chicken on the menu.

Dave, "she's hot!"
Rob, "forget it, chicken on the menu."

by Politically restricted June 9, 2011

chicken bone news

Made famous by radio host Rob Redding, chicken bone news is news that is portrayed as important by the mainstream media, but in the grand scheme of things is unimportant and non-impactful. Mostly used by 24 hour news networks in the middle of the day to hook channel surfers.

A:"Did you hear the terminal at the Birmingham airport was temporarily shutdown after a suspicious person appeared near the airport? The report was unfounded."

B: "Man, that sounds like chicken bone news"

by VW2002 November 4, 2013

Chicken jousting

Jousting with chickens.
Throw the chickens as a sport.

"Did you see that guy chicken jousting?"

by 11f33red January 5, 2014

chicken wing with listerine

The act of eating chicken while high on cocaine

Dude yesterday brad was eating a chicken wing with Listerine , he put it on snapchat and it was hilarious.

by Jake Townes April 16, 2015