A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.
Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”
Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
by Penguins Fan 4 Life November 2, 2023

When a Californian moves to a red state. Most of the time, it is used by republican Texans to insult Democrats who moved from a blue state to Texas.
by nb21-rz2k September 10, 2024

It's a smaller state than Texas but it's still a good state for entertainment, nightlife, and all of that. But be warned. It's fucking expensive
California is for rich people
by ToxicVulture12 December 23, 2024

by ChinkBob August 22, 2019

The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.
Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?
by GoneSquatchin’ May 20, 2018

by TTROWitchy February 27, 2021

Tim: "Man these California Transplants are so annoying, always complaining about the rain up here"
Jacob: "I know right! If you couldn't handle the rain, then why move to Seattle?"
Jacob: "I know right! If you couldn't handle the rain, then why move to Seattle?"
by Catfish The Fishiest January 10, 2024
