Colton’s rectal rodeo

The sexual act of slipping one finger in the ass and with every stoke inserting an extra finger, once the whole arm is inserted go for two…. Proceed to root around like a bear with rabies in a honey pot eventually make your way all the way into the carcass and stay for a while make sure your comfy! do not give her up to the authority’s till cold. (Recommend only for big girls)

Dude you will not believe what I did last night! I pulled off the Colton’s rectal rodeo like we practiced at the beach!! She was skinny as a twig though… I ended up digging through to the hardwood and got a splinter… that was a pisser, thanks the the three guys who showed me the ropes!!

by Big.dicks.shed.n.breakfast October 2, 2021

Colton

He is acts gay but he’s not. He can’t get a girlfriend very easily and you will rarely see him with a girl. He probably has asked to many girls but been rejected. He is a country boy and likes cows.

Colton- Will you be my girlfriend
Sally- Heck No!!

by Bob111228 October 4, 2021

Colton

A teen boy that is very tall and skinny and is very very very EMO🖤🖤🖤.

Colton is emo.

by The_furry October 6, 2021

Colton

Someone who doesn’t really give a shit and would rather be left the fuck alone.

“hey there’s Colton, let’s just let him do his own thing and not get into his business.”

by Julie sue November 22, 2021

COLTON

A redneck who ducks other rednecks
Besides that they aight

That guy is suck a Colton

by ThatBitch110% November 23, 2021

coltton

Can be a c*nt when annoyed but pnce you get to know the guy hes the most amazing person you'll ever meet . Still a c*nt but an extremely amazing

Coltton is an Amazing guy

by Rafa el azul November 24, 2021

Cotten

When your fucking friend can’t fucking spell cotton correctly 👍

Friend one: Yoo, is that a cotten shirt?

Friend two: What? No, it’s cotton.

Friend three: How did you hear their spelling error in real time

by Clude November 25, 2021