clean boiz

Grown men who take care of their bodies and follow masculine fashion, without crossing over to feminine or homosexual trends.
"I'm not a metrosexual, what do you think I suck dick on the weekends - we clean boiz."
by Dumpy Britches November 21, 2017
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spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
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spring cleaning

The act of spring cleaning refers to mass deleting and/or blocking of people on social media, specifically on your Facebook friends list. Primarily, because you have no interaction and/or they have not contacted you over a period of time.
This morning during breakfast, I did some spring cleaning by deleting a lot of people from my Facebook friends list.
by johnsteed417 October 22, 2022
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Spring Cleaning

When you shout Mom/Dad right after climaxing on your stomach and cleaning as quickly as possible before the walk in.
Alex: yo my mom caught me while I was spring cleaning

Max: awe shit dude
by Fantastic404 October 12, 2018
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Clean Linen

Sheets you have to clean because heinous acts have occurred on it.
Have to get a clean linen, Hannah was wild last night.
by Fingerpainter August 09, 2022
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Brute Force Cleaning

Brute force cleaning is the act cleaning something by using nothing more than paper towels and all your might.

Originally coined by Calliope Mori from Hololive English on Dec 6, 2021 during her cooking stream
Now, I'm going to do what's called a Brute Force Cleaning which involves a lot of paper towels.

I'm gonna brute force clean this !
by MainGoldDragon December 08, 2021
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Clean the slate

When consecutive bouts of diarrhea cause you to blow up the bathroom, leaving your bowels devoid of any contents and about as clean as they were at birth.
Person 1: Holy shit dude, you look like you lost 10 pounds.

Person 2: Dude, you have no idea. I had four massive rounds of the shits last night and only got 2 hours of sleep. I can't think of a better way to clean the slate.
by ImpDave February 08, 2016
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