chocolate eclair

right before you finish as a girl gives you a blowjob, she bends over and takes a shit on the top of your dick making it resemble the oh-so-poular french delight. afterwards she sucks it back off along with the "cream filling"

oui oui, my girlfriend did the most amazing thing to my dick last night and ever since then ive been craving chocolate eclairs.

by snazzlefever April 7, 2010

Blow Chocolate

<i>verb</i> <i>1.</i>to have a high volume attack of the liquid shits
<i>2.</i> To have a long moist fart

-Where you running to?
-Gotta go blow chocolate! Gotta go blow chocolate

-*sniffing* Good lord, what was that?
-sorry, just blew some chocolate

by Jackwit May 7, 2005

double chocolate

When someone eats chocolate out of a black woman's vagina.

I was hanging out with a black chick and I totally got some double chocolate.

by mr. cornwalis August 24, 2014

The Chocolate Man

A Chocolate Man is a man from the Chocolate Land.

Nhu & Stella: "The Chocolate Man is going downnnn!!"

"Oh no! Chocolate Man is meltingggggg!!"

What a world, what a world...

by thejewandthecommunist May 12, 2009

Chocolate Milk

The sexual act of a man cumming into a woman's mouth after she gives head and immediately after the woman squirts chocolate syrup into her mouth, swishes it around, and then swallows.

Willy Wonka's gay lover used to adore drinking Willy's chocolate milk. But then his test results came back...

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Chocolate Indian

A Chocolate Indian is a guy's big cumgasm-ready boner dipped in chocolate.

Matt shouted down the hall, " Hey Skip -- come wrap your lips around my Chocolate Indian!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Chocolate Thunder

A sexual act in which one partner fists another parter's rectum, pulls out his clenched hand, and punches the fisted's parters face.

I got "Chocolate Thundered" by Tod.

by Jaquan Cheng September 12, 2006