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Because it was pissed off
'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere
by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022
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why does a banana battery work

The banana battery works because of kinetic energy and static electricity
Connecting together and making fireworks and killing your family
human one: i just why does a banana battery work my family

human steve: damn bro thats sick

jesus: why did i create humans just for them to make love with their family to later kill them.
by corgi lover1234 January 9, 2025
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Are oh are why

1: I’m having such a bad day!

2: Don’t worry, are oh are why!
1: You’re right I guess
by Scottishslang4321 August 17, 2022
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Oh fucking why

When you are either pissed off, hopeless, in trouble, or suffering, or maybe all at once. Literally means "why is this happening?", but in a less nice way.
Guy1: homeless
Guy2: takes the guy's stuff and hits him with a bat
Guy 1(crying and pissed): Oh fucking why?!
by PsychoticBlackHole May 31, 2022
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This is why we can’t have nice things

A phrase used when things go well but something ruins it
“You smacked your brother with your new toy, this is why we can’t have nice things
by Ricky8283828 January 16, 2018
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