Busted by the bum

The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.

Diaz: What's wrong, Giringo?
Dave Diamond: No sexo, I got busted by the bum!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

bum on a wall

A foundational indicator of creative talent. A benchmark of skill with communicative language, be it written or visual.

"She was so artistically challenged, she couldn't draw bum on a wall."

by Amberfishy May 30, 2006

Radiator Bumming

An act of pleasuring ones bum on a warm radiator while ingesting food stuffs of extraordinary proportions. This is often done during a break in work or at the stroke of midnight. Observers can often seem bemused and have to be treated for mild shock as the belly of the beast enacting this routine sends one in to a state of despair.

Why on earth is Radiator Bumming so good?

Answer: It is the only thing that understands my needs as a woman

by MrTimtimsta March 2, 2009

bum player

A professional sports athelete who is on a championship-winning team yet recieves very little or no playing time

Adam Morrison, a bum player of the Lakers, has won several rings with barely any playing time.

by WaykeNBayke11 June 20, 2010

bum squirt

Bum squirt is any kind of liquid that comes from a bum

The bum squirt that was leaking from the bum is nothing you want to drink

by The saint James chk June 8, 2016

Bum merchant

A purveyor of the bum; one who rents out male prostitutes.

Q: Remind me, what does Andy do these days?
A: Oh, he's a right bum merchant. His boys are all over the place.

by Quaddus March 31, 2009

Bailout Bum

Someone who only has a job because of the government bailout. Usually someone doing construction or something similar on government owned property.

Phil: I wish they would stop redoing this street, it's the third time this year.
Ian: Yeah, all of these workers are bailout bums.

by Perfect Situation June 15, 2009