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Surfing bitches

When a Bro slays through an extreme quality of lifelong prospects to seek the eventual one he will chose to Marry.
Haven't found the right one yet so far I'm just Surfing Bitches.
by elleydown June 9, 2020
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Bizzotic Bitches

A bizzare gathering of exotic bitches (women from different places from around the world) that are brought together through inconvenience in their lives but find comfort in each other.
Talking with my bizzotic bitches about how shit life is right now
by Colourfulchalkk October 3, 2020
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Mega Bitchessi

Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound.

The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.

When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.

It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.
Here comes Mega Bitchessi, everyone hide!
by fakeitflowers November 19, 2020
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LARD$ BITCHES

the hottest, funniest, sexiest friend group ever lol. they all have big booties
“Yo did you see LARD$ BITCHRS tonight, they look fine as hell

“LARD$ BITCHES are here, the party has begun”
by fluffycupcake January 1, 2021
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krispy bitches

who are the best people on stan twitter? the krispy bitches. exactly
by nadia qjqjqjqhwhw February 24, 2021
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Bye Bitches!

use idk y I talk about sex with her too and I'm very regret Cause friends can influence you a lot You can have your opinions and I don't mind I did not stalk her at all, if u don't believe me and stand for her side is very fine. You ask her about me, I think is kinda unbelievable and I feel like I b

use idk y I talk about sex with her too and I'm very regret Cause friends can influence you a lot You can have your opinions and I don't mind I did not stalk her at all, if u don't believe me and stand for her side is very fine. You ask her about me, I think is kinda unbelievable and I feel like I being betrayed from you. If you guys are still friends together and want to confirm what happened, it is fine cause I'm just know that I become bad person, if I'm still be friends will her cause friends can control us in our age. If you feel like 100% I'm lying, sure cause I can't said that you need to trust me or what. You can just leave me with that and stop asking about me in front of her pls! The asshole photo she sent me is disgusting Whatever u said, she got mad to me at school, if u don't believe it. It is very fine. I'm just feel I'm talk to u about this because I feel like kinda trust you but nah I'm wrong.
You talk to her about me and also see my text. I never said met friends online is weird. It is dangerous but yea I do that. Although I know their is a risk At first, yes I think meeting ppl online is weird but now I don't You like butthole just like her, wow same type of people The whole conversation I'm accidentally deleted but the messages I deleted on purpose She did help me and I did not say she is not kind person but send me an asshole. I can't believe it..... While I'm eating....... and I can't eat for so long because of that.... Maybe you think that's normal but for me nah You can be with her. I don't really mad, have fun with her being mean to you sometimes in message ..... Have fun, bye! I'm going block you cause you ask her about me. You did not even care about my privacy and etc. But that's not really matter cause friend unfriend friend is pretty normal. You can still chat with her about me but I'm going to block you of what u did. I'm just telling you so that you won't be like her thinking of me as petty and dumb. Bye bitches! F\*\*k you and yes I do speak cursed words! I don't want to talk to u anymore
by Sammy Kinky February 12, 2021
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krystal bitches

These are the chicks that think krystals have “magic” powers and they think they can use them to “curse” people
Leche Steenberg, Mila Correia , Hannah Jane Barry are krystal loving dummies. Such stup krystal bitches
by YeetSkeetAndDelete July 16, 2021
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