by MoonSat4rn October 17, 2022
Get the cute bastard mug.1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard
"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard
"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard
"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
by Not A. Lush October 13, 2011
Get the Cheekless Bastard mug.If you have a father and also a step father who have both left your mother before you were born, makes you a double bastard
by Audi0sl4v3 October 23, 2009
Get the Double Bastard mug.The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
Get the Exercising Bastard Face mug.schlinky bastard is someone who in sorcerer battlegrounds pulls out his little schlinky shikigami and starts to schlink all over the arena
a schlinky bastard in sorcerer battlegrouns megumi users
1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?
2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**
1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH
1.person: whats up dude what is that? is that a schlinky you got there? you gonna whip me and hag me with the schlinky? you are a schlinky bastard you know that?
2.person: **whips out his black schlinky and starts to tweak out**
1.person: YEEEEEEOOOOUUUUUCH
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