Cum-bastard

Someone who doesn't give a s*it about woman even though they love penthouse magazine's and watch horror movies and say corny racist jokes and say homophobic slurs all day long

James the simp: damn that dude is homophobic!!

Caleb the pimp: yeah he's totally a Cum-bastard

by Caleb Cummins March 12, 2022

Bald bastard

The act of using your bald head to rub onto another's body for pleasure

His bald bastard was the best thing iv ever tried

by Dat laddy July 26, 2022

Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .

Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?

by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016

Bastard Haircut

A "Bastard Haircut" is a haircut that doesn't suit or fit the person wearing it, yet they refuse to accept it.

"Have you seen Johnny?"

"Nah"

"He's got a Bastard Haircut"

by Omega Messiah March 9, 2020

All cops are bastard

Often times used to say all cops are bastard.

I praise anarchism and peace, but acab men. All cops are bastard.

by dovahkiin4201 December 15, 2018

Pommy bastard

Any person from England you dirty pommy tranny English bastards go stick on a dress dirty sheep shagging bastards same with the Americans dirty tranny bastards!! Either if ur not English or are it you see this I’m gonna chop ur mum up you fat slag and you up

Did you see the pommy bastards o ye he was the biggest hairiest faggots I have ever seen

by I’mgonnakillall you Americans December 12, 2021

Rat tail bastard

Adjective- A rat tail bastard is someone who is sneaky, up to something or otherwise have other untruthful dishonest intentions.

Teddy us such a rat tail bastard. He can’t be trusted.

by Cuenca November 2, 2022