Bloody bat

When you have sex with a girl on her period, and your dick gets blood on it.
Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and halfway through realized I had a bloody bat!
by dragon_f*cker July 15, 2019
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Waxing my Bat

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first
by Sintelliner August 18, 2021
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Thot bat

A bat to keep the hoes away from your much blooming attractive teenage son.
Mom: “ I’m gonna beat these hoes with a thot bat
Sister of Mom: “agreed.
by Olbrickedup July 14, 2024
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bat polish

A bat polish is a hand job at a sports theme hair cut place.
The hair stylist washed my hair and massaged my scalp and forehead, She saw that I was aroused and finished off with a bat polish. Happy ending!
by richie69 January 08, 2019
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daft bat

A male aged woman who does stupid things
Look at that daft bat trying to squeeze in there- that parking space was clearly too small
by December 03, 2024
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I'm literally Bat-Man

Someone who deeply believes they're Bat-Man.
''Bro I'm literally Bat-Man.''
by JR2082 October 17, 2023
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