bastard

someone who was meant to be aborted or someone who was a mistake

“i hate you son i should’ve swallowed you, you damn bastard

by Youdamnbastard June 18, 2021

Bastard Line

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.

"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."

by expvideo October 7, 2008

Cheeky bastard

When you find a guy that's so perfect you are sceptical of his every move and question every perfect thing he says and does, trying to uncover his faults...only to find out that you actually got what you fucking paid for!

Also known as Richard, a unicorn, my man.

There has to be something wrong with this guy, he seems too good to be true but I can't fault him... Cheeky bastard!

by Your good girl December 8, 2023

bastard

dalyla

dalyla is a bastard

by bigppgorl February 27, 2021

Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard is gonna shit on you.

by Caribou_Jo October 2, 2019

Bastard Outlaw

The most despicable, evil, vile, inhuman, trash, scum of the earth people. Ussualy used by the Pinkerton Detective agency (specifically Agent Kent, Agent Horne and Agent Blakeley) in the late 1800s and early 1900s

Let's get this bastard outlaw

That bastard outlaw is mega gay

by FTBboi April 13, 2022

cheeky bastard energy

Cheeky Bastard Energy, similar to terms like Big Dick Energy, is an effect someone has where you can just tell that they are a Cheeky Bastard.

"Hey you see that guy over there getting up to mischief?" "Yeah, I had a feeling he would. He just has that Cheeky Bastard Energy."

by TallBoiRyan November 17, 2023