AP

AP is an abbreviation for an Audemars Piguet; a brand of Swiss luxury watch. Preferably the iced out famous Royal Oak collection with the immediately recognizable hexagon design bezel secured by 8 gold screws. Made to order - please at Timepiece Perfection for approx $1,400,000 (with extra links cause I roll that way)

“...I got that juice...New AP (a reference to that Royal Oak timepiece)...she got that juice...she got that squeeze...ooh feel like a cooler...juice, blame it on my jeweler...” “Juice” by Yo Gotti

by GrandeAKBleu December 11, 2017

AP World History

A useless ass class which will violently rape your asshole with Homework and then kill you and light your remains on fire while pissing on your grave all so that your college of choice will reject the college credit so that in the end you wasted your sophomore year of high school. And if by some miracle you manage to pass the class you'll probably end up killing yourself because of the pain of endless late nights doing the most useless garbage you've ever done.

Friend: Hey man do you want to go to a movie tonight?

You: No because AP World History is violently murdering my ability to sleep tonight with another Fucking DBQ about some dumb bitch who advocated for Womens rights in Japan during the 1800's or some bullshit.

by tiredBastard March 9, 2025

Russian-ape

How youtubers say rape without getting demonetized.
Can be used to make the joke 'kpop is korean-pop, crap is chinese-rap, rape is russian-ape'

Youtuber: This guy russian-aped two kids and then a dog bit off his dick. He got what he deserved.

by KNfivenumbers November 22, 2020

Dry AP

Dry Ass Pussy. The opposite of a

WAP (Wet Ass Pussy)

Girl 1: i heard she has a dry AP
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: search it on urban dictionary you dumb bitch

by ae0ng August 9, 2021

Albino Ape

Someone who is a complete and utter virgin.

“That guy is a totally an Albino Ape”
“ I know right”

by wabble dabble snabble March 28, 2022

Ape

A person who has the ability to go absolutely batshit crazy over nothing or something of virtual unimportance, usually found in ghetto “real niggaz” aka black people.

So you know Quvon? I told him that his dreads were fucking ugly and he just went and starting being an ape! I almost died.

by Twixotic April 7, 2019

APES

AP Environmental Science. If you want to learn that climate change is real through mountains of flashcards, then this is the course for you. Typically taken by seniors looking for an easy AP class. Also, be prepared to be bombarded with the same barrage of messages for 20+ chapters.

Timmy: I was studying for the Chapter 5 APES Exam

Little Johnny: Why would you do that? APES is easy - sustainability is cool.

by apush_studier23 December 16, 2021